"Her slogan 'Always Walnuts' earned Yes, We're Open agency the client California Walnuts, which I hear earned them a lot of nuts, so you'd be nuts not to hire her."
"Kelly Riker would be a great hire. She's creative, with off-the-cuff thinking we frankly need more of in this industry. I'm telling you, she's cut from a different cloth."
"She has over 10 years experience working with Fortune 50 companies and I'm pretty sure we're supposed to hire single mothers... we talk about it in March every year."